A co-worker is leaving and I’m happy as can be #rant

Last Black Millennial
1 min readMar 30, 2022

Scene: Corporate America, IT, Working From Home

You’re annoying, talk too much, overshare, and cold call instead of chatting first.

You spend time in daily stand-ups talking about your topics and then open it up for everyone else saying “well I don’t want this meeting to last too long”.

Your voice is monotone, drier than dry skin. Your personality is bland, basic, and boring.

I know I’m the detractor here since everyone claims to enjoy being around you but I don’t care, I cheered when the email came you were leaving.

So you won’t get anything more than “good luck” from me. I’m not going to give you a long thought-out goodbye or be attending your farewell happy hour or anything else. I’ll simply be waiting for you to leave the meeting for the last time so I can move on with my life a little happier.

Bye. Bye.

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Last Black Millennial

Software developer, finding a life worth living, designer sneakers are cool too, black lives matter.