A co-worker is leaving and I’m happy as can be #rant
Scene: Corporate America, IT, Working From Home
You’re annoying, talk too much, overshare, and cold call instead of chatting first.
You spend time in daily stand-ups talking about your topics and then open it up for everyone else saying “well I don’t want this meeting to last too long”.
Your voice is monotone, drier than dry skin. Your personality is bland, basic, and boring.
I know I’m the detractor here since everyone claims to enjoy being around you but I don’t care, I cheered when the email came you were leaving.
So you won’t get anything more than “good luck” from me. I’m not going to give you a long thought-out goodbye or be attending your farewell happy hour or anything else. I’ll simply be waiting for you to leave the meeting for the last time so I can move on with my life a little happier.
Bye. Bye.